Jeep Sistahs

This is loooooooooooooong overdue. Lizz and I slept in Lizz's jeep one night!!!

Ok, sorry. I should be polite...How is everyone? I hope your summers are wonderful and that you are all safe, happy, hick-free, and in good health.

So, as we all know, Lizz and I enjoy adventures. We decided to visit a friend in Boston with our other friend Andrew Jeff, but first we spent the night before up at FP. This night ended up in complete befuddlement with 2 hours of sleep. Lizz and I slept in the same twin bed. Be jealous boys, I got to sleep in the same bed with the hottest girl at school.

We ended up missing the bus to Boston from Fitchburg by 2 minutes. So we drove. Which actually ended up being a better choice. We caroused Quincy Market, ate at Dick's restaurant (we all got hats. Lizz: Laguna Beach Wanna be. Andrew Jeff: Pimpin' Aint Easy. Mine: Skank. Lauren: I'm addicted to internet porn) We went to Harvard Square and Lizz and I inquired tattoos, but are saving it for later this summer. We got matching teapots to hold us over till then.

Anyways, after spending the entire day in Boston we went down the rabbit hole of car rides. We ended up dropping off Andrew Jeff and Lizz and I brought Lauren to school. All of our friends who were up for summer sessions were all home this weekend. There was no way either one of us could have even driven to my house without falling asleep at the wheel. We knew what we had to do. Sleep in the Jeep. We changed into our pajamas and took our contacts out at the local Mr. Mike's bathroom. Then we walked around campus smoking cigarettes like the homeless artist refugees we were, then we sat in the butthutt in the freshman shakedown. We were exhausted. We whipped out our sleeping bags and slept for 7 hours in that jeep in the Franklin Pierce University Parking Lot.

Thank God for Lizz's Jeep, it's actually not that bad to sleep in. You know as I told my parents my weekend adventure my mother figured out that we had slept in the jeep, she still won't admit she finds it slightly amusing. I'll quote, "Nora...Nora Mairead, did you and Lizz have to sleep in the car?" Jim then dovetailed, "Like homeless people? "

Those 2 never miss a beat. Joshie has now dubbed us the "Jeep Sistahs". My whole family knows now, all 80 million of them.

Lizz and I survived being homeless artist refugees. Lizz and I, we sleep in Jeeps!

The start of my summer!

Jesus Christ on the fucking goddamn cross, I think I legitimately might have swine flu. 

I work with crotch-high vessels of diseases known as children. One of them recently had swine flu. I work in her classroom. Children are fucking disgusting. 

So now, I am a full fledged hand-washing Nazi and germaphobe. 

I might accidently overdose on vitamins.

Pearly Pond is not a lake

I know I know I know. It's been forever. 

All the shows are done. All 4 of them. Now I guess I'll do homework decently...or not and just get drunk all the time. I might possibly sleep.

I really should be doing my ballet paper or Wendy's paper, but I'm blogging and eating organic chex mix stuff. Yeah, I'm one of those kids. 

Sooo, much has happened. I've jumped in the lake on 2 different occasions. The first time Lizz, Lauren, and myself went to the dock one night with our drinks to have girl time, oh who am I kidding, man time. then this car pulled up and we were nervous and this whole group of people started walking to the dock. So I hid my pineapple instead of my gin because I'm... a dumbass... these people look strangely familiar. Then we here, "Oh thank god, it's Nora and Lizz." it was Alex, along with Pete, Cait, Brad, Sam, and Kelsey! Alex and Pete start taking off their clothes and Lizz and I were very confused. Then they explained that they had just seen Adventure Land. We totally understood and jumped in the lake too.

Alex and I were drunk last night discussed the previous story and decided to go jump in the lake again. So we did. Luke joined us on the 2nd time. Brad was worried we were going to get hypothermia. Lisa was very adamant about supervising as well. 

It's Lisa's birthday! She's finally 21!!

Bob Lawson, love of my life, gave me 2 hugs today!

I think I'm addicted to jumping in the lake. 

There's more that's been going on, but mostly jumping in the lake and thinking about jumping in the lake. 

Mario and Ciggs

The rolling stones are playing in the background, and you can't get what you want. I guess you'll have to try.

Looky here i guess me and nora were thinking the same thing tonight bout this good blog idea, i havent written in a couple of weeks shame on me. sorry guys :p

well as i sit here with a fruitables juice box, and my invisalign out. (yay me) i really dont know what to chat about, but the weather has been on my mind for like the past week. i cant take this dreary, cold, numb wind and rain that is occuring these days. God should give us some sun, so us kids and enjoy the last weeks of school. Wow last weeks of school thats intense. Next year ill be a junior and when im a junior this time next year, ill be thinking wow im going to graduate next year. enough, im getting ahead of myself.

huh two of my bulbs on my pink christmas lights are out, how inconvienient.

i wicked drunk on friday, yep like 10 rounds of beer pong, won like 6. im proud, i should get a medel of achievement, played flip cup with a whole 4 people. banging. but apparently i called 3 of mis amigos, and texted a select few. good times good times.

i played super mario smash bros with my buddy matt, of course i was yoshi and picachu. i love it, old fashion nintendo 64 its wat im talking about. i also play marioparty like 1. enjoyed it..thouroughly

well i guess i should go out for my nightly cigg. its what i do, and ive been contimplating it on account i only have one left..new pack tomorrow.

goodnight all..sweet dreams

lizz out.

Cross-eyed and Painless?

I'm done playing life. I'm done. I quit. This game blows. Including the game within the game: school. 

Can't I just smoke, eat jelly beans and drink wine and/or tea all day? I would also like to be a prima ballerina. Oooooo, a Balanchine Prima Ballerina. If we're describing a perfect world, why not go all the way? I would settle being a principle Graham dancer too. I'm not picky. Actually, I want to be both. 

I would like the day extended to 36 hours so I can sleep. The Talking Heads should also get back together. 

There is some sketchy man CS officer in my hallway and all I want to do is take off my make-up (yes, it comes off.) I finally got some avocados, I can now make sandwiches. I guess I can keep playing. 

Pointless Banter

Whoa, I almost forgot about this.

So. Yeah. How's it going?

I am now in a class that I'm not getting credit for. I'm not sure how, but one day I just appeared. God, I wish I had some crackers. 

Cara and Andrew Jeff are at a New Kids on the Block concert. Lizz is doing math homework. I wish I would eat solid food. Honestly, all I want is an avocado sandwich. A yoga class would be nice too.

So, we've been back from Spring break (yeah, I don't think it actually happened either) for a while. I've been keeping busy with things. 

I have to go get my laundry.

new york and nikes are whats in.

I have decided to write again because i havent since vacation. To sum up my awesome time in new york city it goes as follows.
1. Mary Poppins on Broadway..AMAZING. Going back and on stage and meeting the cast..BEYOND AMAZING!
2. Eating at the Hard Rock Cafe with my friend Matt and the rents. wonderful. they have the best mac and cheese ever invented. i want to steal thier recipe and copywrite it to my name..but sadly i do not think i can accomplish that goal.
Three. Thursday was full of fun shananigans, Chilled with my buddy matt the whole day Mexican restaurant, drinking Margaritas illegally, going to an Irish bar, having a bud light, and a long island ice tea! delicious. Random fun at the apartment. Walking drunk to the subway, and then deciding not to go back to the hotel room, turning around an staying at the appartment. Laughing and running down the streets of ny giving high fives to not sketchy looking people. I recieved only 2 and matt won with 4...we did that for only like a half hour.
4. Listening to music is the bomb. i was introduced to Richard Cheese. I am not goign to spoil his greatness. iTune him up.(nora knows what hes all about :) Just give him a listen and your life will change. and you'll soon thank me in time.
Cinco. Friday leaving, was okay i dont like leaving from somewhere that i enjoy being, so i was sad for the whole day, cuz i love the whole time in the city.

That was my new york adventure.
I miss being home, but now we're back at school...classes, sedexo food, the geese are back, and the wind is wicked as ever, yep im glad to be back.

I spelled bagel wrong on my dry erase board, and cara had to correct my bagle to bagel..yay me! dont hate i just play clarinet.

Well im heading off with nor nor, cara, hiro, and andrewjeff to go get us some goods from the package store. and then bringing hiro to typhoon asia, and then dunkin run, which is always needed.

im wearing my yellow nikes...i like them.

and i kissed a girl just came into play on my ipod..on that note..peace out.

enjoy the rest of the day